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 21.05.2017
Alexandr Noskov: A company is successful when its employees are overwhelmed by management. Remember the instructive story of a puppet theater director. He was a director as a director until he came up with pressing out all the juices from the actors and beating them with a cloth. Everyone knows how it ended.)
Best Wombatus: Dick, you did everything right! This manager of leaves tempted the director to engage in a foreign business, which they burned.
Dmitry: In addition to the spruce, there should be a knot. and :)
Alexandr.Noskov: I think this is very important. It must be dried first, and only then dried. And not to break the face first, and then stretch the cloth to wipe.
Andrew Podkin: There is another fundamental point in the ability to apply. But after all, the knot is unpleasant, and the spice is uncomfortable to beat - it breaks immediately.
Alexandr.Noskov: It ended with a banal raider capture of his theater. The leader of the union of puppet workers and the head of the Sicilian mafia, Fazer Carlo, sent a mercenary to the director, a fighting storm, who had undergone special training with a ninja turtle. Of course the locals called him in his manner Buryatino)) A terrible man!
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