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 24.05.2017
At the entrance we have a homeopath. Barakhlit in such a way that if you type the number of our apartment at the bottom, the phone call goes to us in the apartment and another apartment in the entrance, where my classmate and wife's friend live. The door can be opened both from our apartment and from our classmates.
He jumped into the car without taking the keys. I go home and call the apartment number. One of my classmates responds to the home phone first, and while I explain that I need to get home, my wife responds to the home phone. Soon after discovering that the neighbor has already raised the telephone, they begin to talk to each other, after which they say goodbye and put on the telephone. I stood like an idiot at the entrance – none of them opened the door.
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