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 26.05.2017
The Senior Officer:
The collection of charitable contributions via SMS began to spread across all TV channels. That means "the chip has been cut".
The Tastoranga:
The first in my memory "chips were carried out" by political workers. They gathered at the children’s home. Of course, there is no reporting. Moreover, the collections were carried out with all the relentlessness of the guiding and guiding force of the then society. And here the napo gathers the commanders of the ships to report who has gathered how many. There is no commander of the cruiser "Drozd". At first in anger, the only one did not give the money and did not report. And here the door opens, capraze Nichipurenko enters and, to the indignation of the chiefs of the policeman, receives a receipt from the director of the local children's house about the acceptance of funds collected by the ship's crew.
Sorry for the late. I went there myself, took it.
You saw the eyes of the child from whom they took the candy. A was not selected. But Nichipur chose, "the child" was indeed in the Admiral's pursuit...
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