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 29.05.2017
I live in an apartment with a friend. I hear him talking in the hallway with his girlfriend who just came:

She: Remember, I said that I saw a yellow dress in the store that I liked?
He is: Well?
She: Well, I went to buy it today, but it turned out that I had too little money with me.
(a few unclear phrases)
He said: Stop! You went to buy a yellow dress, you found too little money and you bought another, but more expensive?
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