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 30.05.2017
The morning in the barracks predicted nothing fun - divorce, political occupation.
The order was broken by the captain himself when he entered and whispered:
Build a company!
He was clearly not in spirit.

The course of the young fighter was completed and there was a sorting - who to go.
Suffering, the rotting looked at the personal composition.
The sports row is in the regiment. Whoever has a sports discharge is out of order!

The crew trembled and three came out, although there were clearly more secret athletes.
I also went out myself, I don’t know why, the devil probably went out.
The captain looked evaluatively - the two fighters did not cause doubts, but decided to clarify about me:
The boxer?
Jumping with the 6th, 1st class!
Suddenly I got rid of it, so I suddenly wanted to go to the sports roulette.

It was registered immediately, not even in the personal affairs for some reason.
The white fox suddenly stumbled in the form of a division spartakiad.
And it should have happened that the jumps with six were in the program.
They commanded there, and I have to admit, I am a chess player and I do not know the sixth at all.
The path to retreat has been cut off, you have to jump, where to go.
Here is a magical moment. At the tribune, the entire headquarters of the division, the city stadium.

I was sitting in the dressing room and swallowed something, magnetic chess got.
I sit down and guess. Approximately an hour remains until the presentation.
This compilation includes:
and Smyrna!
Free to you, soldiers.

It fits me, and I just divided the position.
What do you have here, warrior?
- Lovely Endspil, Comrade Colonel
Polkan is looking closely at the position.
What do you think?
On the board is Barbie-Saavedra.
The easy way to win the white, Comrade Colonel.
The colonel thought.
Do you see the possibility of rescue for black people here?
Not at all!
Have you thought well? Take the board and walk after me!

We spent the whole evening cutting Colonel in the blitz.
The next day, the divorce was ordered.
“For outstanding results in light athletics.”
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