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 30.05.2017
The tram drivers are insidious and clever, never trust the tram drivers. You are rushing on a boat, you have time to hide at the stop from the rain, and the app promises that your tram in 4 minutes and will take you to your stop without transfers, registration and SMS. And there is a terrible rain on the street and you believe the tram driver and wait for him. Four minutes passed and he was gone. But you don’t give up and still wait and hope. And 10 minutes later he comes and you forgive him for being late, because he’s a tram driver here and it’s raining on the street. But it turns out that he is not going to take you to the desired stop, because he is lazy, but he is a tramman and is already here, and it rains on the street. And you forgive him for his shortened route and think of crossing the road. And it seems that everything is fine, but after 3-4 stops the tram stops and shuts everyone under the rain, because on the road the tree and the tram can not get around it. And since there is nothing to do with the tree, you go out in the rain and ride on a self-driving car back these 3-4 stops, because the tramman has landed everyone so that the subway is faster to get back on the road. And here you ride under the rain and get angry at the tram, and the lost 30 minutes, and the used trip, but in the depths of your soul you understand that tomorrow you will still stand at the stop and wait until the last and hope for the tram, which will take you to your stop without transfer, registration and SMS.
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