I once got a companion, an enormous man with an unreasonable size.

hands and a strange rather wild appearance. He had long

Hair and beard hanging far down. As it turned out later, he was

Circus artist, assistant trainer of bears. It became clear why

He has such legs.



He told this story: Once upon a time, when he was still very young.

The artist and the circus orders did not know exactly, he had to get in with

Circus tour in Sochi. In the composition of the corps was a show of lilips, a man

and twenty. One day, the lilips gathered on the beach. The trainer too.

Suddenly someone from the headquarters came to him:



Are you going to the beach?

and yes.

- There is a responsible assignment: the trail there behind the liliums. People are

Little, everyone can hurt, and you are a man, you will not be touched.

The trainer did not feel:

Okay, I agree, I will follow.

- Just give without fools - you give back on account and let no one anywhere.

I have not lost! They are very valuable!

Okay well...



Arrived at the beach. Liliputs, not thinking, got vodka and steel

To be honest. In the heat they were all drunk quickly.

Surprisingly with this combination. It was discovered that the lilies

They hurt whom they want, they hurt whom they want. Drunken by Karla

They drove to the nearby girls and barely scratched.

the stars from their boys, specifically two of the lilips, but they subverted

The rest of the carls and the boys and the girls preferred to wash in another place.

Liliputs stalled a healthy piece of the beach, dispersed the people to their own

behavior and did not intend to allow new visitors, the trainer

We even had to meet three times. Someone brought beer.

The lilies worn even more. They started singing songs. The Trainer

I wondered where they had so many traps from. But here the main part begins.

Show: Someone from the dwarfs spoke: "And now all swim!"and all of their

The drunk brotherhood suddenly jumped up, like a bite, and abruptly broke to the sea.

Suddenly, the beach was covered by a large wave, some of the carls did not hold up.

the shores and began to take them to the sea. Those who rise up

and screaming. The trainer instantly realised and used to catch the floaters.

The lily lilies. Blessed with its enormous growth where the carls

He was already drowning, he had his belt. He began to catch liliums, and

For the speed of the hunt, it is simply to pull the caught to the shore. Some of

The liliputs also rushed to rescue comrades, but began to drown themselves.

The trainer had to catch them too. It was no longer clear who

drown, whoever did not, the man began to squeeze out a bunch of them all in a row. on the way

He grabbed and struck a left-handed boy. People in the show

"Flying lilyputs" roasted at all times. Finally pulled them all back.

The Coast. And then the trainer got tired of all this bullshit finally and he

He declared that if any of the Liliput tries to approach the sea, he will receive

Personally from him in the dungeon and showed his pudding fist. After that order.

He recovered immediately. The trainer commanded the carls to dress.

He built them and led them back to the circus, going at the end of the show.

In the circus, they were already waiting for what new crust would be soaked.

The lilies. I was very surprised that the Carls returned in full composition. Usually

As it turned out, they had to be freed from wherever possible.

The bed of a grandmother. Colleagues have proposed

Dressing of liliums. Communication with the Liliput coach

I swear forever.