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 01.06.2017
About children's wilds and the fortress of the skulls of Homo sapiens.

In the 1970s, teenagers were riding big people in the courtyard. From the 4th floor, a cute girl tried to spray all the boys with water from the sprayer. Chick was to jump under her balcony without wet.
After jumping through, as I thought, luckily, I felt that my hair was wet. It is under the barrel. I felt the blood. A boy from the fifth floor threw into us a cafeteria. It hit me straight into the ground. In the barrel " bullet" hole. There is no hole in the head, but there is blood. Stayed in the hospital for a week. Tagged with green. People with fractures on the outlet and so on. And I’m like a fool, with a bump. Cut off the fifth. May be warm. Seven days seemed like ten years.
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