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 02.06.2017
My parents are 7 years old, from September 1st class. My grandmother often recalled, as a little daddy, the question: "How are you on your first day at school?He replied, “I just liked the girl...I’ll give her gladiolios tomorrow!” So they were friends, then due to unpleasant family circumstances, at the age of 16, Daddy's parents took their mother to live with them, and at 18 they married. I got somewhat away from the topic.



So, parents, despite the fact that they are together for about 40 years, are still very emotionally quarreled, settled, passions boil in general.

And one day they fought, no one remembers the reason. Dad fell asleep offended, and mother went to her friend, closing the door with a key.



Dad wakes up, the door is closed, there is no mother, there are no keys (he thought so, and in general they were quietly lying on the cell phone), Mom does not take the phone. Dad didn’t come up with anything better than going down from the 3rd floor and looking for his mom (and he’s a sober person).



He goes down, falls, breaks his leg. Mom from a friend’s window sees the ambulance at our entrance, goes out, sees Dad. They reconciled naturally and all the way to the hospital she said to him, "How stupid are you, and if you broke your neck and died, what would I do without you!!! Why did you use this stuff, old man? What an unreasonable act!! What if you were dead!!“”



So, Dad did not go to work at night, with a broken leg. And that night there was an explosion in the mine, and the area where Dad was supposed to be that night fell asleep. None of those who were there survived.



So the reckless act saved his life and greatly undermined his mental health.
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