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 03.06.2017
Mathematics: 2 + 2 = 4
Programming: 1 + 1 = 10
Medical: 1 cubic cm + 100 cubic cm = 1 cubic cm of active substance
Lawyer: two plus two is equal to four, unless otherwise provided by the law, the contract or the substance of the circumstances.
Financialist: two plus two equals four minus NDFL 13% plus clearance in PFR 22% plus FSS 2.9% plus FFOMS 5.1% in the end 3.48 you, 0,52 me, 1.72 them
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