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 06.06.2017
The husband took the senior for the weekend to the country - to work to train.
He ordered him a half of a bed with an onion, and gave instructions: “Remove everything except the onion!”
Vanechka took the indication literally and pulled out the shrub of chickpeas that grew at the beginning of the bed.
"But this is not the luke!", - Vanya justified afterwards.
The programmer is growing.
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