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 08.06.2017
My boss was close to 60. He asked me to attach a printer to his laptop. I pull the cursor with the mouse...And then the boss noticed how? Can a mouse work without a carpet?
He himself drove the cursor to the desired point and regretted Enter.

My grandfather on the front in the moonlight of a cold autumn with a partner overnight from four broken cars collected two with a minimum of tools. Another time, in the sixth two days, the bridge was held by two German tanks and a hideous cloud of Hanzev. Now at his 94 he remembers all the countries, rivers, many poems.
During the war, my grandmother planted 50 hundred potatoes with one spade and sprayed the seed to a cow. She was 15 years old.
They do not know how to use a computer at all!
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