It was a post about experimental materials and the selection of the city...

So then...

If the announcement says:
Fresh and good air, environmentally clean place.
It should be read:
- Located in the area "The Farest Fucking". Transport does not go there, there is no road and it is not foreseeable. Electricity on holidays.

If the announcement says:
Plain area, resting and fertile land.
It should be read:
It grows, it grows, it grows, it grows all that is possible. After six months of purchase, you will only crawl and dig.

If the announcement says:
A small old house where you can rest and spend the night.
It should be read:
- On the site is a semi-rotted barrel meter per meter of shit and sticks, to which it is scary to approach closer than 2 meters under the fear of collapse.

If the announcement says:
A quiet place, far from the noisy road.
It should be read:
Theft in the villages is such that even shit will be pulled out of the sort, not to mention the harvest. All the bombs in the district will be yours.