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 10.06.2017
Based on the recent story of the Tobolsk prison castle.
I am a journalist and a friend from another city came to me to practice in our newspaper. I arrived at 7 a.m. and at 9 a.m. we were in the office. I am given an assignment - to go to Siso for the opening of a new regime corps. The girlfriend knows no one in the editorial office or in the city, but to go far and for a long time, so the only option is to take her with you.
They arrived. We were conducted around the corps, we were all shown and told, we were photographed in the cameras, all things. Then the banquet.
I was never on a steeper drinking table again, as you understood - on the lengthy table, every half-meter, there was a litre bowl with red caviar, in each of which a spoonful of a tablespoon was spinning, say, you must swallow the jump yourself. a few hot dishes, a selection of drinks - names 10... we sit, we drink, we swim... well, a friend comes sms from my mom, say how the daughter arrived, how met? My daughter wrote: "We have met very well! I sit in SIZO, drink cognac, eat red caviar with a tablespoon, shoot in the chamber!" Mom humour did not appreciate...
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