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 04.02.2009
A friend invited me to the day. I decided to give him a housekeeping fork with a body painting of a culturist. I give him words.
and wicked. Regardless of your age, you must remain a macho for your wife. And to make it easier for her to perceive it, wear this fork more often when you are helping her in the household.

The second friend, who at that time was already there, but has not given the gift yet, stands up with rounded eyes and says:
You know, this form needs to be constantlyined. For this I give you...
And he got an inflatable giraffe... We could only talk somewhere in half an hour
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