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 15.06.2017
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I read nothing, I taught nothing, and I have no lectures, and I am a little drunk... how do you think I have a chance to pass? and I didn’t sleep?

by elmortem
I remember a match between Russia and Spain. We just drove a bus to Samara with my sister and at one of the stops, stood in front of the entrance to some cafeteria, smoked and drank coffee. In the cafe people clinged to the radio receiver. Russia has lost.
After breathing out the cigarette smoke, the sister said:
If the Spaniards had all taken and broken their legs. Then our team would have a small chance.
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