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 01.02.2008
Ozz
Have you seen that nonsense?
The multi-user universe of World of Warcraft was the cause of another sad incident: a seventeen-year-old game fan from China set fire to his classmate right in the courtyard of the school, calling himself a "fire magician".
This is fucking, a!! to

Chocobo
The reason can be called. On the computer games smiling is the easiest.

Chocobo
After playing a game of strip poker, Misha disgusted Masha.
After the game in the Sapper wowa replaced the neighbor's dacha

Chocobo
Students were brutally murdered by a school cleaner for sweeping past the toilet. The toilet designer was awarded 4 years conditionally ))))))))))))

Ozz
The toilet designer was rehabilitated after the fault of the inventors of the water pipeline from ancient Byzantium was proven.

Chocobo
Byzantine waterproofers were rebelled after proof of guilt of the laws of Archimedes and his discovery.

Ozz
A man rolled the forest with a gasoline and was crushed by a fallen tree. the developer of the malicious device and the director of the factory - 6 years of strict regime

Chocobo
Director of the factory? Why not the engineer or the engineer?

Ozz
Later it was discovered that the cause of the explosion of the gasoline engine was a screw that was locked in the mechanism. The inventor of the screw - ancient Greek scientist Archimedes
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