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 20.06.2017
I remembered a story from my being a waitress.

It was a fierce northern winter. I worked in a good restaurant, and we were ordered a banquet for the MČSovce, like a person for 30. And here, my partner and I all day rounded, covered, all in the highest class. Hungry we run, pipet, and there the table breaks straight. And ivory to you, and champagne and a lot of everything delicious.

The table is covered and there are no guests. On the street, a storm warning has been issued. We waited for an hour, two waiting, 5-7 people arrived at the third hour. Well, they sat at the covered table, talked, stood up and left. We, not thinking for a long time, caaaak rushed up with our partner for food. Sitting at the table, champagne opened, happy)) We sit around) It takes ten minutes, the door to the hall opens and in front of us there are MČSovci, all, his mother, 30 people. The five men just went out to meet them.

I was almost surprised by the champagne. And my girlfriend sits with full, snacks, mouths and says, "We thought you were ufouled."

The guests were cool. We quickly removed the traces of our wickednesses, and the guests sat at the table and then mocked us all night, laughed and offered to eat (And I have never been so ashamed in my life.
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