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 28.06.2017
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I met a guy. The guy was morally dissolved, immediately offered to the mini-hotel to fuck.
I insulted him, in retaliation at night from p.t. to p.t. I walked him through the night town. Photographed the dawn, drowned on the water, trickled in the car. Everything as needed
What do you think? Now offers to meet a coffee drink, a walk, and about a mini-hotel - no go-go.
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I said to him, “Did you say anything about fucking?” Injured...
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Well, maybe he’s about coffee purely for revenge? Not to hurt you?
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I thought, the first time we would walk for decency, and then all that.
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In the meantime, it all went into being...
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You remember the fairy tale.
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Which one?
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That a girl goes with a guy to a movie theater cafe to find out if she should go to bed,
And the guy pulls the girl into bed to find out if it is worth driving her through cafes-theaters-cinemas, etc.
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I made him a girl...
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Forcibly and without drugs.
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