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 28.06.2017
Before yesterday I looked for some pieces in the closet in the evening, then I watched - the door was opened, took and closed (cube). I go out in the morning, there is no cat. I searched, there is nowhere. I open the closet, the door leaves, and from the small space between the shoe boxes the cat is selected by the rear) The poor man slept all night standing) The other would turn around, and this nobody, a Spartan)
She came out, fell on her back, rugged her legs in different directions and slept until lunch.
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