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 29.06.2017
14 rolls of toilet paper, 5 liters "Baylis", sweaters, hats, towels and oranges. All this couple from Surgut tried to take out in two suitcases when displacing from a Turkish hotel.
The staff of one of the resorts in Alanya watched for a week as a Russian man and woman dragged the hollow "Baylis" from bar to room. By the drink. The nurses wondered where toilet paper disappeared every day. The Rolls. The gardener to the reception that the flowers were ripped out in the garden. with the root.
Before leaving the hotel, the guards forced the couple to open their suitcases. Everything stolen was carefully arranged. Bailey is poured into plastic bottles. Apples and oranges are packed in bags. Shoes, hats, towels and toilet paper were lying on top. The roots of the flower are soaked with water.
The Turks came up with the most terrible punishment: forced to pay for the contents of the suitcases at the market price, and then released on the plane.
Source: http://bash.im
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