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 30.06.2017
Remember, in the movie "Men in Black" Agent Jay at an entrance exam shoots a little girl who is stuck among monsters.
Why did you shoot Tiffany?
What does a little white girl do at night in a ghetto among monsters?

and Tel Aviv. The central bus station. The Winter. There is a ugly rain.
To get to work, I need a bus. The local bondians live their ordinary life. Directly under the lighthouse in the lounge sits a beggar and cries "shekelok". An old boy with a beard like Santa Claus and a super car, full of all kinds of figs, sits on the bench and thoughtfully sows his beer out of the bowl. His colleague, barefoot and disconnected, lies next to him. Nearby, a group of Chinese builders, standing in a circle, a man 8, heating vodka right from his throat. Little black descendants of refugees - Eritreans are carried out on the street, moms pull them out of the wheels, dads somewhere cheer with stolen phones. At 20 meters from the entrance, an unshaken man of Caucasian appearance turns the "fingers" of paper glasses and even gives him money. A police car stands nearby, peace and understanding reigns around.

I go on my bus. And here I am - intelligent, in glasses, well dressed, white, friendly, with a suitcase for the computer - stopped by the guard and begins a thorough inspection of documents.
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