In many cities of the country after the concerts approached “potential

The employers.” They said, “We have money, but no piano or piano.

Could you even speak to us?” had to learn

Play the acordeon and carry it everywhere with you. And he, the dog,

in a heavy suitcase and every time you move your hands

It is not possible to play 2-3 days at all. But not

There are only confused people – from childhood.

I have heard). I ordered a monstrous size backpack, so that it would be in it.

accordeon, and costumes, and in general everything necessary in the tours to put together.

No matter, as it turned out, endless tourist transfers

I can’t stand it – it runs. Therefore, the outdoors had to be strengthened.

with paratroopers attached to it.



The accordeon cannot be taken in the luggage - it will be split immediately. At the airports it is

Understood and graciously allowed to bring this monstrous bag into the salon,

But to immediately - in the back of the closet, otherwise no one passes. and here

One day we get on the plane for some reason not the first, but the last, all already.

They sit in their places. I have to carry it in the closet.

The passengers with their handbags (women’s handbags)

It was removed and locked in the luggage at the time of landing.



One of the passengers looked at my bag while I was over his head.

The backpack spit, and he asks, with a slightly trembling voice: “What?

“Is that your parachute?”

I love Odessa humor, and I answer it “in the tone”: “And what, did you not give it?

Everyone is registered!” But the flight was not to Odessa, but to

of Khabarovsk.



After a while, a decent crowd gathered near the pilot cabin.

Everyone is excited, showing the crew at me. They offer me immediately.

To reassure people and say to the microphone that I was joking about the parachutes.

of registration. I willingly agree.



I take the microphone and say, “Dear airline passengers! Please keep it.

The calm. I was joking. No parachutes at registration.

was proposed. I just need to go out before you on the road. I have yours

We do not need Khabarovsk.”



The crew laughed and the passengers stopped. Some even have a mouth.

Opened up from fear.



Here, the commander takes the microphone from me and says to the people, “Do you understand?! to

We land this passenger in the middle of the road. First we plant it ourselves.

Then let us take his bag down, so that he will not scare people.”