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 07.07.2017
One of my acquaintances went home on the subway after a party at work. Arriving in the subway he prepared to go to his native "Kyivskaya" on the ring. Well, since the state is warm - accordingly, you need to sit down and hang out. And through the dream, he thus hears a monotonous female voice saying:

- Be careful, the doors are closing, the next station "Octoberskaya".

The thought in my head is, “through one out.” The eyes closed. After a while, through a dream, he hears the same monotonous female voice repeating:

- Be careful, the doors are closing, the next station "Octoberskaya".

The thought: "It was necessary to eat and sleep a whole ring! No need to sleep!! “” Without opening his eyes, he begins to wake up. But "going" to the next station he hears the same outrageous voice, which once again warns him that:

- Be careful, the doors are closing, the next station "Octoberskaya".

After realizing that he is tired of order, he decides, by an effort of will, to open his eyes and with surprise finds himself on the platform of the station "Dobryninskaya", sitting on the bench.
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