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 08.07.2017
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The big IBS finally said goodbye to the internal battery and went into eternal rebut, which is wildly annoyed by the second uninterruptor on it. Together, these two wonders of engineering thought produce the most disgusting sounds, provoking a persistent and uncontrollable desire to kill all human beings.
Pressing the button "to shut up you are already God for the sake of the iron p...va" brings only a temporary result.
I fear that by the time the phenomenon of the Lord of the Untouchables will occur, the unplanned concerts will cease by breaking the wall (yes, it is just behind the thin wall of gips-carton that this vaccanalia is happening) and an uncontrolled act of deurination on the culprits of the celebration due to a nervous breakdown in the state of affection, which, of course, will have an extremely negative effect on my further stay in the holding, but the pleasure of getting rid of this hellish sound will undoubtedly be of an orgasmic nature and, I see, will open the door to Shambhala. Achieving such a state of nirvana completely prevents the negative consequences of the planned act of vandalism.
In general, if the server crashes and a couple of human victims form, I will tick your finger, hysterically laughing at it!
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