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 10.07.2017
The recipe for good mood in bad weather

For this New Year, I bought a light winter jacket. A successful purchase. It was there from December to June. At the end of June, I was surprised, noticing it on the hangover, finally sent to a remote warehouse. I left in July. and today. I feel great in it :(

I am tired of the cold weather. Especially “not even the elderly will remember this.” They will remember nothing forever. and sclerosis. Let me say, I will not remember either. But I remember a line from the encyclopedia of the 1930s. The last freezes in the Moscow region occur in July, and the first begin in August.

Here are the scenes from Master and Margarita. To cover up their suddenly naked satellites, the cavalers take off their summer coats. And Ivan the Homeless walks in the stallions. In the backstones, Karl! In the incredibly hot month of May! I never wore them in the winter.

There was also a great eruption of the Weinapoutine volcano, which caused the Little Ice Age on the entire planet. As you can see, in the Moscow region, 1601: "The rains that did not stop all summer almost destroyed the crop, and the early frosts achieved the work started by the rains." A few years later, in the same spirit.

Remembering this, I realize that the summer has come out, in general, not bad. If I still ride in my jacket, I begin to imagine what the unbearable heat is now in Vietnam, Thailand, India, Florida, California. Sweaty and mad faces. It is harder to escape from the heat than from the cold. I put on a light winter jacket in July and went.
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