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 10.07.2017
I remembered the story that happened to me about a month after I got my driver’s license and bought a car.

In the evening, the courtyard is full of battle, I look for a place to get up. He walked around the house and began to turn around. I looked in the mirrors inattentively, and the darkness and the light bulb were blind. He entered the King’s Bamper with an old lady. I have a flashlight, he has a bumper. The signal did not work, the wheels hit, effect 0. He left a note with his phone number and went to bed.

In the morning the call, the man proved adequate, agreed that the bumper I will fix him and everything is okay. Now I understand that they could heat up for leaving the place of the accident.

I asked a friend of mine to do it. The first thing he told me was why I left the room, nobody saw it, he would leave and all. The same opinion was expressed by the colour collector.

Half of my staff did not support my decision to take responsibility.

And I’m 100% sure, hit who their car and hide, they’d go all the fools and how it’s possible to spoil someone else’s property and take it down.

That is how we live.
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