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 13.07.2017
My friend calls today:
I have a spy phone!
What are you hopping?

She really wept out of laughter. A joyful man. I remembered her socket and stuck too. I will explain. Well, just about 40. Just as we fall into a rebellious rejection of the values imposed on us by adults as a teenager, Walia has been experiencing an equally rebellious midlife crisis in recent years. Would you hear with what pleasure this once fashionable FIFA sends in the ass of all these professionals pumping our brains on the order of manufacturers. All this horde of marketers, advertisers, advertisers, psychologists, inventors of mythical discounts of 70% and prices of the type of 19989 rubles, so that at least eight would draw attention to this travelled trick. The authors of courses on overcoming the resistance of buyers and other NLPidaraz, virtuously rubbing us their values. If you give her a broadcast, the next day all this humpiness will be fired for complete unfitness.

Instead of things fashionable and pathosny she now wears comfortable, beautiful and durable. This also applies to girls. Her last iPhone of the last model for crazy grandmothers she bought six years ago. Before the rebellion. Now it is uncomfortable to take it out, shameful one. Dust in the table box for a long time. Overall, I was disappointed that I didn’t buy the next season.

Like Professor Preobražensky, who believed that you should sleep in the bedroom and operate in the operating room, Valya believes that the video should be watched on the big screen of the home comp, the audio should be listened to on a good audio system, the photo should be taken with a cool camera, and the phone should be called.

She uses a tiny silver socket with a sliding cap, similar to a powder. I pressed 1 – call my husband, 2 – my mother, and so on. Without blinking on endless icons and options for exactly the same purpose.

It was given to her at the beginning of the zero. It is an indestructible artifact of youth. Slightly scattered, of course, and generally looks like Duncan McLaud in the world of socks. But Wally is in rebellion. Why throw away an old favorite thing if it works?

Here is the story itself. Valya rides in a crowded subway car and notices that a Gypsy woman is rubbing nearby. Without exotic costumes, dressed imperceptibly, but the brightly expressed rose of the saucer could not hide. So I was a little worried.

Valya, for instance, checked the bag when the crowd began to come out and the space around it was free. But along with the crowd came a Gypsies. Look at Val - everything in the bag is in place, and the phone is missing! There are hundreds of contacts. I looked back in despair.

And here with the crowd of entering passengers enters this most Roma woman. Indignantly, Valyn throws a socket into her bag, shouting “found it!” He quickly flew back. A good man...
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