It is impossible to break up, because the winter and the city, the stoves in the house were not used, the tapk dirty unhygienically, the wire painfully, the line is not smooth, the green carpet blaster is ridiculous... In short, when I began to suggest my options, we realized that nothing from this initiative would work. So I remained unbeaten, so they roared like two idiots.

Your uncle is good. He knew from the very beginning that nothing would come out of this idea, and that it was better (and more effective) to turn punishment into a joke than to really beat.