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 16.07.2017
I hate doctors. No condemned honey worker so relates to his illnesses. For a banal reason. At a certain point of study, many, even nurses, lead to a visual demonstration on cadavers of what disease does to the body from the inside.

Oh Maine Goth! He was a doctor in television series. So, baby, “a certain moment” is the first three years. After anatomy, gestures, pathan and top (search in the internet, you will be explained by these jargonisms) first the future doctor in the third course discovers ALL diseases in any reference book (this is kindly called the "third-class" syndrome), then, in the course at 4-5, in the modules / cycles on disciplines is infiltrated by fatalism and we will all die, and to the internship becomes a finished cynic. Who drinks the most? Anesthesiologist and resuscitator. Those who are sick take you away. Who is the prosecutor of the cabinet to "although a tail hang"? Cardiologists and neurologists. Because they understand, heart attack and stroke have a lot of risk factors. Endocrinologists and gynecologists love to eat. There is no such thing as the word "waste".
so we appreciate your drawing on the fan, but it’s never about the truth.
I tell you as a nurse (yes, there are no "medbrothers" in our university, all nurses write in their diplomas), who then finished medicine, with a clinical experience a little longer than your life experience outside of your mother.
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