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 16.07.2017
About the damned girls.

I had a little girl, very modest. Of course, with questions like the anal or the eagle, I didn't even roll to her, we had everything strictly: flowers, candy, hugs in the dark. Then one day she asked me to fix the note. I looked into the history of the browser, and there... I didn’t even think girls would watch such a movie. Tough anal by coercion, bonding, light fork (although not hardened, more symbolically).
In short, when the girl came for the note, I wrapped it up and patted it. I’m not going to lie, I didn’t take hard in the pop. First he took hard, then in pop. stumbled in the process. The girl was pleased.
Then it turned out that the note was not her, but her dad.
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