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 16.07.2017
I went to the dentist, leaning my right. The doctor put the medication, my whole mouth is filled with cotton tampons. I sit with my mouth open and listen attentively to his instructions:
Meaning so is. For 2 hours nothing to eat, for an hour nothing to drink, to give up sharp and salty. and yes! No oral CECA for 24 hours.

I look at this intelligent grey lighthouse with horror and begin to say with indignation that I am not the kind I am and how he laughs. It sounds roughly like this:

Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu

Doctor: Okay, okay, don’t be upset. 12 hours!

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