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 22.07.2017
Aaa: I picked up my daughter in the kindergarten, wearing a dress, I see — there is no button. Well, pulled for a needle with a thread - squeeze quickly. And suddenly some dreamy memory inside awoke and shouted, “On a man nothing can be sewn! It is only for the dead! Take off your clothes!”
bbb: If you are forced to sew on yourself / a friend - you need to hold a piece of bitten thread in your mouth. And in no case to talk, silently carry out the operation.
ccc: Oh, the chip code!
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