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 24.07.2017
Never give money to the blind, deaf, dumb, etc. In the electric!
I am in principle not a greedy person and there is a bunch of desire for charity in me. But I never implement it in this way. There are charitable funds, targeted programs, and if you want to be on the street, then only at the church. Because it is extremely reluctant to help people in total degradation.
I will explain why. I go to my home usually in an electric car. And in addition to the sellers of every smoothie that no one needs (except,, lemonade and beer) one poor man walks. The high ambal 2x2 is ideal for working as a carrier or on construction. He works as a buffalo. Precisely not, even the seller of some plastic cube with the note "I am deaf, help the society of deaf protection buy a cube... for 150 rubles!!!". These hates also determine the price of how much I have to “pursue” them. Didn’t they hurt? Well, the flowers, the berries ahead.
One day, my friend and I went to the resort. A small town, standing on the same branch. And when I go into the store, I suddenly see this ambal (such tall, pumped people are rarely met, and the face of the face is well remembered) quite normally talking and buying a box of expensive whiskey, after which he takes it to himself in the car, by the way, also inexpensive and leaves somewhere...
And a week later, going to the country in the same electric car, I see him again with a cubic for 150 rubles. It was crazy, fool.
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