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 27.07.2017
Danton: The son sits posting in his tweet all kinds of nonsense: waking up (on the fifteenth), breakfast (drinking with chocolate milk, dishes not washed), went on some ancient flash mob and smoking from a hundred dollar bill (Papa in the safe took without permission), playing tanchiki (three hours), ordered pizza (again for money from the safe), went to the toilet (a photo of the legs and a piece of floor is attached), experimented with ice and salt (freezing a piece of skin on his hand, gracefully, how hard it is), tasting cognac (blowing the whole toilet, not removing itself).
Danton: Dad has signed it. He came from work and took action. I’m waiting for a tweet about whether he’s got his ass or not. Could even selfie in the mirror with the trousers lowered to present, the people love the squirrels. As long as there is no... strange.
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