Saratov, master class on marketing anti-technologies from a guy from hiring gyroscooters on the prospectus:

"Ride our gyroscooter with your child, if it is, of course, your child". Gyroscopes for 10 minutes - 100 rubles. For you in a strap cap - 50 rubles". "Ride on our gyroscooters at least out of Asian solidarity!". "Hey, informal hairy, gyroscouters 10 minutes - 100 rubles". "Stand up, my hairy friends, let’s go ride the gyroscopes". "It is better to ride a gyroscooter than to give in to a barbecue with pizza".

And the instructions from the manager: "You speak louder, or you do not understand what you are saying".