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 04.08.2017
For this surprise it is necessary not only to meet the girl, but also to come to her home.

I came to visit my girlfriend, and unnoticedly hid in various places of her apartment (room) candy (her favorite). For example, in the cassette receiver and the compartment for the batteries of the magnetophone (yes, then there were still cassette magnetophone), for the TV, for the aquarium, for the closet, etc. In any place where she does not often look.

After that, at any time, when talking on the phone, you can serve your girlfriend with the same candy, just telling her where to look for her.

I did so.

During a phone conversation, he unfolded a candy right next to the phone microphone and began to chew loudly. her reasonable question. What are you eating? I said I ate a delicious candy. I immediately offered her. Do you want a candy? Take the aquarium.

My girlfriend liked it very much. She admitted that she was searching for sweets all over her room but couldn’t find them. Then I sent her to see in the neighboring room at the TV :).

P.S. My wife and now sometimes throws candy in my pocket.

Small but pleasant.

Smile more often to your loved ones.
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