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 09.02.2009
The female sex in us now in 99% of cases think only about money.. now I will tell you how I came to this conclusion.
I recently had my birthday and I was 22 years old. My beloved big family (parents, 5 older brothers and sisters, and even relatives) knowing that I have been on the car for 2 years fell down and gave me the missing amount and Rado clocks for 150k (as it turned out they also paid for this money). And here I go for a month as I ride on my new Nissan 350z, and lunch in the cafe I have been going to for 2.5 years.. during this time no one of the regular (and not only) visitors of this cafe, nor that didn't want to meet me, but even a look into my stone didn't drop, and here almost every day climbs not that packages so almost not all at once, and what love can be talked about. And my girlfriend I met two weeks ago in the bus when I was going to a friend for a birthday, a modest beautiful brunette who needs only me and nothing more... and in the eve of All Lovers’ Day I wish you all to find a true loving girl.

P.S Marina, I love you with all my heart and am very happy that you agreed to marry me.

P.S to P.S Rejoice with me people, I understand that it is not funny but I want to tell everyone that not all the girls are still spoiled.
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