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 14.08.2017
I calculated that when you stay home alone, it is better not to close the door in the toilet.
XXX See also. When can it be important? When someone else appears in the house besides you. Who can you be if you don’t wait for anyone and the door is locked? Just a thief. If the thief broke into the apartment, tried to enter the toilet (a little - confused, decided to look for secret nits there or really wanted to go to the toilet), and there is closed, then he will understand that there is someone inside, and can open the door with something. So you will not only be wrapped, but also locked in your own toilet, which increases the time needed to call the police. And if there is open, then he, without suspecting anything, enters, and you have a second to react and prepare a counterattack.
yyy: headlines: "The owner of the apartment stole the thief who broke into him"
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