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 16.08.2017
"She is 50, and she believes she doesn’t break up..."

Anon, if your mother was in the middle of the day, then I have bad news for you – you had a fucking family. I work with women for 45-55 years. Many still look good. Some people don’t even get 40 for their appearance. There are those who go to fitness for four (!) in a week. There are those who are actively engaged in tourism - biddaroshniki, for example. There are those in the garden who smell with all their heart. Yes, they’re not twenty years old, but to say that they’re breaking up and their lives have come to sunset is hard even under a gun.
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