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 19.08.2017
On the way home, I talk to a friend on the phone. I enter the entrance, go up to my apartment, and open the door. The door screams terribly lately when you open it. A friend, hearing the whistle, and apparently thinking that it is a cat whispering, cries and asks.
She: Wow, who are you there?
I: This is the door. She is very happy to see me.
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