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 20.08.2017
I work as a courier. One evening, rolling out of the courtyard, I see a guy running behind the bus with a huge bouquet and has no time - the bus touches, leaving the guy at a stop.



Since I was driving in the same direction as the bus, I decided to help the guy. Naturally, I heard the standard set: the matter of life and death, like everything serious and so on. But it was not very important to me, it was just helping a person in the hope of filling up his karma. I took a guy 2 stops ahead and would have safely forgotten this story if I had not been called in 2 months:



and hello. We will have a girl. Would you be crucified?

You mistaken the number.

Do not be wrong. Remember the guy with a bucket?

The UGU...

We fought then, it turned out that I was pregnant and decided to have an abortion, if not you...



The guy in GAI works. I remembered the number and didn't know how to thank, and fate itself threw the gift. This is how I found my best friend and my favorite green-eyed crucifixion.

Fate always offers gifts, don’t miss yours!
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