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 21.08.2017
Summer, 6 in the morning, I walk on the beach with my dog. A boy and a girl sit on the sand.
D: Ahaha, you can always make me laugh.
Q: They say there are two ways to drag a girl into bed: to laugh and a knife. I have a knife with me. So choose it.
I also have a knife.
Q: Okay, I am joking.
D: And I am not.
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