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 22.08.2017
The future, so complex mechanisms, spacecraft, androids, electronics and so dumb people... According to Ridley, people in the future completely mentally degraded and turned into imbeciles, although judging by the films recently released, this is quite a real future. So well filmed, graphics not bad, decoration and so dull plot and behavior of the heroes, just screaming, impenetrable stupidity, complete lack of logic. Prometheus was also impenetrably dumb, but there were at least some story puzzles, the race of creators, etc. Alien planet "naffig of the scaphandra, this is such a cool air! The viruses? The Dispute? Unknown forms of life. The Beast? What a fool! " " o! Hairy eggs in the grass, let me lick them", "oh! The infected man was dragged onto the ship. Let us embrace him! Let him watch us all with blood, it’s so great! "I’m a member of the crew! I can shoot from guns. I will, of course, shoot on the gas balloons, but they must not blow up the entire landing shuttle! The android that created the monsters shows leather eggs and says they’re safe, of course I’m giving birth to this egg! Yes, I'm completely in it, it's safe - the crazy android that destroyed the whole race said so.
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