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 22.08.2017
(Tales of the Aviators)
For the appearance of drunk on the flight field is due to immediate dismissal. Two ballbesses were fired, but for some reason they were not expelled from the field. In the brains of the subjects was born the idea of sophisticated revenge. It is necessary to know that the edge of the plane (wing) of the domestic aircraft can be reached from the ground, and for a two-meter fool it is not a spotlight at all. In the eyes of passengers climbing the staircase, he crushed a wing with an amplitude of about a meter - it is specially made so and flies in flight quite strongly. After jumping out, he shouted to the whole field: “Petrovich! One time is enough, and then we change.” Broken passengers were caught throughout the airport.
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