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 26.08.2017
We decided to remember our youth here - to watch Fortress 2. The film begins with a race involving a handsome Japanese woman, an eye-catcher guy and a man to whom his wife says before the race: "Dear, you must win. We have to pay for the apartment tomorrow.”

I was sick all the time for a man who had to pay for an apartment. I was seriously concerned.

He had been sick before. I was glad that he won. And now this is the second day I wonder if the man paid for the apartment then.
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