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 27.08.2017
Goji: Hello to all! A recent case happened to me. If I had not left the phone at home, it would have been removed. And not any "specific"s, but ordinary mints.
I drank beer on the 1st of May. He drank well, but he did not rush. I remember everything beautifully. When I got home, I went three times. They were taken to Mentor. And one of the first questions (bringing them to the department) that they immediately asked was to present documents and their mobile phone. Interest in my person immediately disappeared when it became clear that neither of the one nor the other I had. And they let go, even without providing the promised "overnight". When I finally got home, I understood the reason for these arrests (Evrika!After leaving my cell phone at home, I forgot to remove the box from it. The jacket was rough, and the mint squeezed the case quickly, naturally assuming that there was a phone in it. If he really was there, I can say with absolute certainty – now I’t have him anymore. I am reluctantly reminded of their disappointment.
P.S You have so many policemen on the streets! Probably no criminals in your country at all"
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