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 30.08.2017
I went to the market with my husband on Sunday. I am in a new suitcase, with light makeup and a pair of jewelry. The husband in oil-coloured jeans, old shoes and a dried shirt:
“Anthony, you look like a whirlwind! You will look at you and in life you will not say that you are a dentist, you live in a good apartment.
Husband: I was going to go to the garage today, not to go to the markets with you.
I: You look like that every day.
So I hope to get into the garage every day!!! to
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