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 03.09.2017
The young man was sitting in the towel after the shower and watching TV. On the table next to it was a bowl of dryers that the guy ate. I don’t know what he got in his head, but he saw one of them. Not on the finger. He dressed her, but did not take her off. Begin to swell and get sick. I tried to crush it, it hurt even more. From fear, he calls an ambulance, while he hurts so that the dispatcher sends an emergency rescue brigade.
The composition of the brigade should be mentioned separately. The doctor after the institute, before that, did not work in the ambulance. The girl-felder after college, also had not seen life. And the rubbed fieldsher, who was put to guard this bouquet of chamomile.
The brigade enters, and the patient in the towel with the letter zhu on the wall and in the chair. I persuaded him to show it. Girls in paint. The boy walked, and the fielder said to him:
Is there water?
and yes.
Go to the bath! Shut up!
Treatment tactics in the call map: "It is recommended to place the lower half of the body in water before softening the baking product."
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