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 06.09.2017
xxx: Question to knowledgeable people: At what stage of dating are you offered an iPhone? No girl ever said to me, “Listen, I’ll suck you off if you buy an iPhone.”
YYY: You probably see it without questions.
XXX: What do you see?
You are not an iPhone tree. Just a tree.
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